ThatUkuleleGirl

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

(via sleepyaxolotls)

Women do not have to:

clemlin:

vegankatie:

  • be thin
  • give birth
  • cook for you
  • have long hair
  • wear makeup
  • have sex with you
  • be feminine
  • be graceful
  • shave
  • diet
  • be fashionable
  • wear pink
  • love men
  • be the media’s idea of perfection
  • listen to your bullshit
  • have a vagina

This is very true, but it’s important to remember that if a woman is feminine, graceful, shaves, diets, wears make up, or does any of these things in the list, it doesn’t make her a slave to patriarchy or any less of a feminist than you.

BLESS.

(Source: fleurbouche, via tendency-to-rush)

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via santa)

therealduckandpenguin:

lawful:

fullcredit:

This is the most accurate sentence that has ever been said on national television. 

Truth.

Excellent.

(Source: amysantiaago, via teenytigress)

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

(via fire-boys-butt)

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

(via iwasnineteeeen)

jetgreguar:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA

jetgreguar:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAA

(via iwasnineteeeen)

thebatmanchild:

who-lock-loki-lover:

angel-icaaa:

embr0:

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

This ended completely different from what I expected

I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.

to all my homies out there who dig the stuff i dig

(Source: asheathes, via loudestcrowdever)

krook:

innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for

(via harmoniousturbulence)

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

image

it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

image

like wow

(via laughbitches)

plant-sex:

MY BODY SHOULDN’T BE SEXUALIZED BY MEN 24/7 BOOBS SHOULD ONLY BE SEXUAL WHEN I CHOOSE FOR THEM TO BE AND ACT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. IF I AM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN A TANK TOP THAT SHOWS MY BRA I SHOULDNT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HOW MEN SEXUALIZE ME IN THEIR THOUGHTS BECAUSE I’M NOT BEING SEXY IM WALKING DOWN THE FUCKING STREET YOU KNOB DONT FUCKING TELL ME I HAVE TO CENSOR MY OWN BODY FOR THE SAKE OF MY SAFTEY THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT

(via suitupand-plsdontfindanotherlove)